I Think I'll Hold It

I’m a guy and I’d like to think that I can tough it like the rest. Let’s face it, as boys we pee wherever and whenever we need to. And why? Well, because we’re boys and that’s what boys do. As an adult I guess I’ve become more refined and slightly matured. I’d rather hold it for the hour commute and go when I get home than venture into the men’s room in the NJ Transit waiting area. It’s dirty, it smells, the stalls are usually occupied by the homeless, and it’s not the easiest thing to use a urinal and hold onto a work bag tightly for fear that someone may try to rip it off your shoulder while your back is to the entrance.